Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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