If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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