Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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