I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Randomize
