check it out our google latitudes are spooning
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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