People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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