Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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