did you get engaged???
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
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dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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