Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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