And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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