He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
that may or may not have been my penis.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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