My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
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