I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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