if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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