let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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