How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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