the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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