I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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