once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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