I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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