saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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