Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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