and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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