okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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