I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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