What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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