don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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