Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
handjob tips. give me some.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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