D3 body, D1 cock
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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