in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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