:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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