is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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