we're blogging at a bar
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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