Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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