come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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