He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I look better un-naked...
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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