if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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