ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
we're so committed to being not committed
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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