thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Randomize
