If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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