Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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