Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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