I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
