it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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