if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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