Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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