Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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