I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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