I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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