what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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