What a fucking waste of an outfit
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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