I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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