You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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