Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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