Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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