Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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